Sit. Stay. Sass.

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Be first in line for the sassiest monthly tee club for pet people with personality.

Funny pet-themed tees for you. Optional treats for your furry sidekick. Delivered monthly.
Designed to make you laugh (and probably get compliments).

ABOUT US

Meet the Human Behind the Sass

You've seen us at art shows in Arizona. You've seen the sassy tees we like to affectionately call our "uniform". We have combined them with our love of animals so now you can wear your sass and spoil your pet-every single month.
Fatty Paws was founded by Jen Enck (aka Chunkolicious the Pug's mom) with a mission to make pet people laugh, feel included, and wear their personality with pride.

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How it works

How To Get The Goods

When we open, sign up ASAP

Wait for your shipping confirmation (by email)

Get excited because we've got goodness coming your way!

Enjoy your delivery, every month!

TESTIMONIALS

Raving Reviews

Sara H.

California

I have been loving my subscription to The Snark Box for years! I am excited for a monthly pet themed box!

Jane P.

Arizona

I have been a customer of yours for years and I am so excited you are finally selling some of your sassy shirts!

Cathy D.

Arizona

Love your stuff! Can't wait for this one!

FAQ

Frequently asked questions

How will the subscription work?

Each month, you'll receive a brand-new, unisex t-shirt featuring a snarky pet-themed design. You can choose a dog or cat version. You'll also have the option to add a bag of treats for your pet.

Can I choose dog or cat designs?

Yes! You'll pick your vibe when you subscribe. (Hey! That rhymes!) If you live in a multi-species household, we'll still love you. (And you can always order both!)

What sizes do the shirts come in?

We offer sizes XS to 4XL (and beyond if needed!) because everyone deserves to wear sass in comfort. No extra charge for larger sizes-ever.

Are the shirts unisex?

Yep! All of our tees are unisex, soft, and fit like your favorite go-to weekend shirt.

When does it ship?

Your package will ship around the 15th of each month, starting in September 2025. You'll receive a confirmation and tracking email each time.

Can I skip a month or cancel anytime?

Absolutely. You can skip, pause, or cancel anytime with just a couple of clicks-no shady tricks or hard-to-find buttons.

Do you ship internationally?

Right now we ship within the U.S., but we're working on global sass delivery soon!

Can I gift a subscription?

Heck yes! Gifting sass is highly encouraged. You can send it for birthdays, holidays, or just because someone needs a smile.

What makes your shirts different?

They're funny, high-quality, and designed by real pet lovers (hi, it's us). We don't do mass-produced cringe-just bold, witty designs that pet people actually want to wear.

What if I have more questions?

You can always email us at hiya@fattypaws.com or DM us on Instagram @shopfattypaws. We're real humans who love pets and sarcasm equally.

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